Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills who would win a death battle. Wiz: because this isn't actually a real episode, this is a page in DB Fanon, and someone got bored and had a random idea, so what else did you expect?īoomstick: Man, people these days are soaring with imagination. Wiz: and King Ghidorah, Godzilla's most powerful foe.īoomstick: geez, why do we have this many fighters? Wiz: Shrek's dragon, a clumsy being, Dragon Maleficent, the jealous witch's true form, The Dragon from Clash Of Clans,īoomstick: The Ender Dragon, the final boss of the super popular game Minecraft, Darkstalker, the overpowered dude from the most popular dragon book series, Wiz: Smaug, the main antagonist of The Hobbit,īoomstick : Shenron, the giant chinese dragon, Like Wargreymon, a digimon warrior,īoomstick: Spyro, the purple pooper powerhouse, Wiz: And there are a ton of them from videogames, movies, anime, and even books. Wiz: Out of all mythical creatures, we all know which one's the most popularīoomstick: DRAGONS!!! Those things know how to kick booty! These dragons include Spyro, Rayquaza, Wargreymon, Maleficent, Shrek Dragon, Smaug, Clash Of Clans Dragon, Bewilderbeast, The Ender Dragon, Shenron, Darkstalker, and last but not least, King Ghidorah. There's clearly only one way to do it: more dragons.I am making a REMAKE of this battle, check it out here (not finished)ĭragon Battle Royale is a what-if death battle including much more than just the 6 on the main cover.ĭragons fight to the bitter end, from videogames, movies, anime, and even books. The biggest question from "Spoils of War" is more meta: how will Game of Thrones brain trust of Benioff and Weiss will "top" this episode for both its brutality and its inventiveness? More battles must be fought. So much for Qyburn's cackle-worthy plan to kill off the most fantastical feature of the series. As our own Maester Gonzales notes in his recap, "Getting a dragon out of the air is tough enough, but to finish the job without an arrow through the eye would require a significant attacking force on the ground." And Cersei, having lost both men and gold in this battle, won't have the kind forces she did last week. I'd bet a sack of gold coins on that.Īs for poor Drogon? He'll live to torch another day. But he'll rise from those watery depths soon enough. The site of Jaime falling into the dark of the sea, weighed down by his armor, was a haunting one. Bron, who really deserves multiple castles at this point, saved Sir Jaime's life by knocking him from his horse.Īnd come on, really? Nikolaj Coster-Waldau remains one of the show's best actors and his endgame, whatever it is, will undoubtedly involve his sister Cersei Lannister and their twisted relationship. First off, if Jaime was going to die a brutal death in this episode, he would've been burnt to a crisp by Drogon as he made his triumphant run with a spear. Plus, there were cliffhangers too: Did Jaime Lannister die? Did Daenerys's dragon suffer a fatal wound? I'm going to say "no" to both questions. Beyond the ridiculous special effects and stunt work, Tyrion's presence - particularly Peter Dinklage's performance and his anguish in watching his brother charge across the flame-kissed field - was a big part of what made this battle so effective. We also got some great cut-aways to Tyrion Lannister, who was watching safely from a distance. Bron's decision to abandon his bag of gold was a telling character moment, Daenerys showed new military resolve, and Jaime's borderline suicidal charge at the wounded dragon, who Bron pierced with a huge arrow shot from a huge crossbow that's apparently called Scorpion, revealed so much about his current mental state. "Didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school?" Little do either of them know, the scent of feces is going to be the least of their worries in a few seconds.īut this wasn't just a parade of carnage. "Men shit themselves when they die," Bron tells Dickon. (Yes, not Rickon - Dickon!) They're enjoying a bit of gallows humor about the horrors of battle. The sequence began with Jaime Lannister, still smarting from last week's revelation that Lady Olenna was the one who killed his son, making macho small-talk with his trusty friend Bron and Dickon Tarly. However, in typical Game of Thrones fashion, the excitement and novelty of seeing a dragon take flight quickly turned to dread.Īs is often the case with the big battle scenes, there were a few different narrative threads to follow. While Hardhome had quite a bit of explosive action and a handful of magical elements, tonight's episode was truly like something ripped from the front cover of a fantasy novel. Of all of the "major" battle sequences on the show - Blackwater, Hardhome, and Battle of the Bastards - none packed this much literal firepower.
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